Mortgage Declined, Bunker Approved | Dark Humor Apocalypse Tee
Mortgage Declined, Bunker Approved | Dark Humor Apocalypse Tee
When the bank said no to a mortgage, you said yes to the bunker. This sarcastic tee nails that 2025 vibe — survivalist chic with a touch of end-of-the-world humor. Bold white line art, red “APPROVED” stamp, and a not-so-subtle message: you’re built different. Perfect for dark humor fans, doomsday meme lovers, and the bunker-curious. Available in black, navy, military green, and red. No mortgage required.
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Product Features
Product Features
Soft Midweight Tee
Style: Clean and simple with a smoother finish
Fit: Slightly slimmer than a classic cut
Fabric: 100% ringspun cotton
Feel: Lightweight, soft and easy to wear
Care: Machine washable, holds shape well
Sizes: See size chart
🛈 Please note: Images are mockups for display purposes only. Final printed colours, placement, or sizing may vary slightly due to production.
Size Chart
Size Chart
